I’m the proprietor of the “stink eye” when I first meet you. It is the foundation for all of my adult friendships; they all begin the same way, me sizing you up. When I meet someone for the first time, I figure out the aura of a person by using my sixth sense: Intuition. My opinion of a person is based on their reactions to certain things. It doesn’t matter if they’re tired or not, I can usually see through that to see if you are indeed a good person or a greedy bastard with your own interests at heart. And if I don’t get the vibe that you’re a self-interested nobtwist I may still pick on you and put you through hell because I like you a lot, and it’s how I am affectionate to people I was initially reluctant to being affectionate with.

I’m a piss-ant. :]

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